FEAR THE WALKING DEAD: Team Zombie Gets SO CLOSE
Season 1, Episode 2 – “So Close, Yet So Far”
Team Zombie returns with their latest video review of AMC’s Fear The Walking Dead!
SciFi4Chicks Fears the Walking Dead Are So Close Yet So Far
Dustin: Well that was a thing we did.
Timothy: We are so terrible with names.
Dustin: You know I don’t remember names.
Curtis: You make up some great names though. Still love “Daughter-fodder”.
Dustin: I miss Beth, you guys.
Timothy: We all miss Beth. So that was our first real video review from Team Zombie, and while we do a pretty good job of bringing our written reviews to life, we do manage to mangle the @#$% out of Kim Dickens name repeatedly…
Dustin: You mangle her name. I call her Virginia Madsen.
Timothy: Yes. Over and over. Both the Virginia Madsen and my mangling. Our apologies to Kim.
Curtis: We are clear that we are idiots.
Timothy: This is true. We also manage to A) not use Cliff Curtis’ name once…
Curtis: He’s from New Zealand. We weren’t sure.
Timothy: … right. B) We kept calling Frank Dillane, who plays Nick, pretty much everything but his name…
Dustin: Baby Voldemort!
Timothy: … or give the name of the actor playing Dustin’s crush, Tobias…
Dustin: His name is Lincoln Castellanos. It says so on Wikipedia.
Timothy: …and I said that Ruben Blades had done a bunch of procedurals, when he really hasn’t. Ton of movies though, and he’s a musician and singer and he was the Minister of Tourism for Panama.
Curtis: Again… we’re idiots.
Dustin: Entertaining idiots. Hopefully.
Timothy: Hopefully mildly entertaining idiots. Thanks for watching folks, and we’ll see you after the next episode of Fear The Walking Dead!
