Emilia Clarke as Daenerys Targaryen [Keith Bernstein/HBO]

Mr. Smith Recommends: Stuff for Your GAME OF THRONES Hall

March 30, 2013 Curtis Smith 755 Views 0 Comments

As you know, the new season of Game of Thrones is upon us, and if you’re like me, you’re unfurling your sigil and letting your geek flag fly…

If you enter my realm, you can expect to be met with a Diet Coke and some chips.

Clever little internet memes aren’t the only way to let the geek out. There are TONS of things out there with which you can adorn your walls, shelves and bodies. Here is my list of the top five items that will absolutely convince strangers that yes, you actually do live in your parents’ basement.

Coming in at number five is the Lannister/Lannister for president T-shirt.

You can say two things with this item of apparel. 1. I like bright blue T-shirts, and 2. I’m kinda okay with fictional incest.

At number four, there is YOUR VERY OWN IRON THRONE.

The only place for this is in your cubicle at work. It lets your boss know you are highly motivated to betray whomever it takes to gain power. And when co-workers find out where you got it, they will also think you have a few hundred bucks to blow, but that’s just because your mom doesn’t make you pay rent.

At number three, undeniable proof that you are hand of the king.

Where this little number while out and about. It has the glimmer that says, “I’m taking care of the king’s business. Don’t worry though, someday I’ll be in charge.”

At number two, Scarves. Really? Scarves?

Because Harry Potter isn’t the only cool kid in school.

And sitting easily at number one position is anything, and I mean ANYTHING that says “Winter is coming.”

I’ve gotta go now. My mom said I had to move my He-Man figures out of the garage, so I’m going to set up a diorama in my room in the basement. Before I go though, I’m going to leave you with one thing that will make you a LEGEND among your friends…..

Show up to game night with this….