STAR WARS News — SALACIOUS CRUMBS Is Back! The Musical Episode!

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It’s episode X, and you know what that means? Well, you probably don’t because this is the first time Salacious Crumbs has had a tenth episode, isn’t it? Hm.

OK! It’s the tenth episode! Brie’s back, and to celebrate she’s done a little creative thinking to find a way to catch up with all the news that’s been floating out there over the past month. And there’s a lot of it.

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And if you want to sing along:

(to the tune of Modern Major General)

I am the very model of a Star Wars website journalist
I’ve information merchandise and film and miscellaneous
Disney World at Star Wars Weekends has merch I want with all my heart
I’ve told you of their droid-build booth, but that my friends was just the start

I saw a chocolate Vader perched atop a yummy cupcake
And Chip ‘n’ Dale as plush Ewoks, can’t think of this as a mistake
You can have your face cast as a stormtrooper or in some carbonite
And Mickey Mouse and friends decked out as on the dark side or the light
I told you how I wanted Star Wars in Disney Infinity
Now Tetsuya Nomura wants the same in his Kingdom Hearts III

In short in matters merchandise and film and miscellaneous
I am the very model of a Star Wars website journalist

If somehow you were transported to long ago and far away
What you will need is moneyinadvance.co.uk
Their intergalactic exchange bureau’s programmed with sci-fi currency
(And FYI one galactic credit has a rough dollar equivalency)

2018 may see a Star Wars park for kids of all sizes
And Star Wars Celebration Europe’s offering cool prizes
On a competition that will end before you can even blink,
So if you want to enter then you know the drill follow the link.

[This one here –> http://www.disney.co.uk/disney-competitions/star-wars-celebration-competition/  ]

A casting call for Star Wars seven a couple weeks ago was leaked
The seven character descriptions has everybody’s interests piqued
What’s of note is that none of the seven have fitting descriptions
for Jacen and Jaina Solo (for there is no call for teenage twins)

But here’s the bit of casting news that really makes me want to sing
They want no part of Twilight fandom overwhelming everything
So although Pattinson and Stewart have stated their interest
They’ve officially been blacklisted, I really think it’s for the best

Director JJ Abrams is nervous about filming in England
Fisher and Hammil may be losing weight with Disney’s helping hand
In wedding news Skywalker Ranch saw Lucas marry Mellody
Hobson on June the 29th, Congrats for them and news for me

Less famous weddings get some press with some clever photography
Their pictures show giant AT-AT’s which make the wedding party flee

In short in matters merchandise and film and miscellaneous
I am the very model of a Star Wars website journalist.

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~ SHOW NOTES ~

http://io9.com/official-casting-call-reveals-the-characters-in-star-wa-517782093

http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/news/star-wars-will-begin-filming-in-2014-in-london-20130610

http://www.totalfilm.com/news/j-j-abrams-talks-star-wars-plans

http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Star-Wars-Episode-VII-Putting-Luke-Skywalker-Princess-Leia-Diet-38256.html

http://geekologie.com/2013/07/in-a-bar-far-far-away-star-wars-booze-bo.php

http://geekologie.com/2013/06/another-day-another-holographic-display.php

http://www.themarysue.com/nerdy-currency-converter/

http://www.themarysue.com/things-we-saw-today-316/

http://www.themarysue.com/star-wars-casting-guidelines/

http://www.themarysue.com/star-wars-wedding-photos/

http://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2013/07/star-wars-characters-could-appear-in-kingdom-heart.html

http://www.denofgeek.com/movies/star-wars/26090/star-wars-movie-news-round-up

http://www.mtv.co.uk/news/star-wars/384309-disney-star-wars-theme-park

http://www.mtv.co.uk/news/star-wars/384396-george-lucas-jj-abrams-star-wars

http://www.latinospost.com/articles/22049/20130624/star-wars-episode-7-news-update-kristen-stewart-robert-pattinson.htm

http://www.disney.co.uk/disney-competitions/star-wars-celebration-competition/

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Jason P. Hunt

Jason P. Hunt (founder/EIC) is the author of the sci-fi novella “The Hero At the End Of His Rope”. His short film “Species Felis Dominarus” was a finalist in the Sci Fi Channel’s 2007 Exposure competition.

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